It’s that Egg- streme time of the year, folks. Today on National egg Day, we celebrate eggs for all their egg-tacular glory and get eggy with it. You might not think of eggs as funny since you’ve seen them quite runny, however, we’re here to tell you they are not a bore but can rock you to your core, with their eggcellent humour galore. Okay, we’ll stop being eggs-tra and let you in on the yolk and get on with serving you eggs-punny-side-up.
- What did the hen say to her chick?
“Don’t you egg-nore me!”
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What is an egg’s least favourite day of the week?
Fry-day!
- Why should you be careful about what you say around egg whites?
Everyone knows they can’t take a yolk.
- How did the chicken feel after a long day of work?
Egg-hausted!
- How did the chicken leave the building?
Through The Eggs-it
- What does a chicken say when they enter a room?
Egg-Scuse me
- Why did the chickens jump up with joy?
Because they were Egg-static
It’s not all it is cracked up to be!
- Why did the chick fly the coup?
Because it was being Egg-nored by the others.
- Why was the Chick jumping up and down and all around?
Because the chick was Egg-cited
- What did the chick say when it was being betrayed?
Egg tu, Brute?
- Why is the chicken so slow to cross the road?
There was no eggs-press lane!
Okay, folks. we’ve given you enough ammo to egg’em with yolks. On this National Egg Day pun out and stay on the sunny side up.
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