The Netflix reality series Byron Baes has locals in a lather. But why? The coastal hotspot has long been on the global map.
Call it a storm in an artisanal teacup. The residents of Byron Bay are mad and theyтАЩre not going to take it anymore. The salacious Netflix series Byron Baes is hijacking their coastal paradise next month тАУ and the pitchforks are out.┬а
TheyтАЩre ranting on social media, venting on morning TV, and staging paddle-outs to protest this cultural abomination. TheyтАЩre also collecting names for a petition which, at the last count, has reaped 8611 signatures. тАЬWe do not want to be cast as the perfect backdrop and magnet for social media influencers,тАЭ it petulantly declares. тАЬWe do not want to appear in Byron Baes.тАЭ┬а
Can we all just simmer down? IтАЩm no reality TV fanatic, but I find the faux outrage a little absurd. ItтАЩs hard to understand exactly what these people are objecting to. If itтАЩs the commodification of Byron Bay, that ship sailed long ago.┬а
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Like London, Paris or Brooklyn, Byron Bay already is a global brand. ItтАЩs known for shimmering beaches, mylk lattes, yoga retreats, healing crystals, and eye-wateringly expensive real estate. ItтАЩs a barefoot Chris Hemsworth taking the kids to the beach, pear and almond fruit toast with handmade butter at The Farm, and the wave of тАЬmurferтАЭ influencers posting about their idyllic lives. ItтАЩs a mecca for anything ethical, organic and slightly kooky. Along with its neighbour Mullumbimby, itтАЩs the anti-vaccination capital of Australia.
ByronтАЩs status as influencer central was apparent long before this show was mooted, and long before the infamous┬аVanity Fair┬аarticle from 2019; that story threw shade on the social stars who deploy their children as scatter cushions in their sunny lives. I remember being poolside at Elements, the stylish resort that arrived five years ago, where two bikini-clad guests turned the splashy scene into a risqu├й┬аphoto shoot.┬а
They posed, they preened, they pouted for hours on end. Even Kim Kardashian would have clocked off before these diehards did. Did they irk the other guests? Sure, but we could still swim up to the pool bar, so knock yourself out, ladies, we thought. To deny that aspect of Byron Bay, as a drawcard for all types including Insta-narcissists, seems disingenuous.┬а
One complaint levelled at the show is that the focus should be on worthy subjects like the housing shortage, coastal erosion and homelessness тАУ have those people ever watched reality TV? A docusoap is not a documentary. Byron Baes is not being narrated by David Attenborough. Reality TV is a lurid celebration of trashiness, vapidity and pretension тАУ which is why people love to hate-watch it.┬а
No one believes it to be an accurate representation of a place or its people. Another reported concern is the potential for over-tourism from cashed-up American viewers. But, given┬аNetflix has more than 200 million paid subscribers worldwide, this tacky little show could help jump-start Australian tourism in the post-pandemic world. Plus, the Northern Rivers region is not the Gal├бpagos Islands or Antarctica, where the human footprint needs to be circumscribed.┬а
Did Melburnians have a meltdown when┬аThe Real Housewives┬аjuggernaut crashed into town? Did Sydneysiders spit the dummy when┬аAustraliaтАЩs Next Top Model┬аpremiered? Did the South Pacific nation of Fiji baulk at being the location for┬аLove Island Australia? The point is that Byron Bay is merely the backdrop for the soapy shenanigans.
IтАЩm sorry you werenтАЩt тАЬconsultedтАЭ but are you a filmmaker, production designer or location scout? ItтАЩs well within the rights of local businesses to refuse permission to shoot at their venues, but to demand an end to its production smacks of wowserism and parochialism. ItтАЩs also nuttier than a macadamia farm. Carrying on like the angry mob from The Simpsons┬аmight land you a cameo on the show that you so revile.
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