Upon receiving scathing Google reviews after customers reported finding disgusting items in their food, a Brisbane kebab shop owner launched a savage response.
One customer posted the above image with a one-star review and wrote “found a dead fly in my food I ordered through uber eats. Absolutely disgusting.”
In response, the owner wrote “eat that delicious meat son great protein … stop the sooking drink a cup of concrete and harden the f … up son”.
Another one star review read “it was a bad experience, I ordered a large kebab with extra meat, there was big peaces (sic) of raw meat in it”.
To which the owner wrote “sorry to hear ur experience in our famous kebab shop when u come across these issues u must call up or come see the staff we will kindly give u a refund or remake ur food fresh on the spot . No need to right a review for this matter as ur a keyboard warrior and not gain enough to come to the store and tell one of the staff what the issue is and we can kindly assist u easy as that . So u got time to come down to the shop I will assist u just ask for big puppa he will make u feeling xcited and leave with a happy ending”. (sic)
We’re not even sure what this means … but we also don’t want to find out. Picture: Google reviews
Another (more generous) two-star review reads “I have been going to this kabab shop for years and it was always really good but today I went and the prices were up and they now charge for each additional item. You only get meat lettuce tomato and onion. Asked why they changed and the server told me the boss made the decision to charge extra. I won’t be back.”
To which the owner responded “Hey princess call up centerlink to give u a loan for the extras when u go to mc Donald’s do u sook at there prices for extra sauce or pickles harden up or come see big puppa he will make sure u will be leaving milton kebab with a smile bigger than entartica .”
To be fair there are also positive reviews … to which the owner responds enthusiastically. Picture: Google
Six months ago, another one-star review read “The food here is terrible, don’t waste your time!”
To which the owner responded “Whats wrong Princess u not happy with ur food come down see me before 10am ill make u a kebab with extra mayonnaise just for u and u wont be wasting Ur time ill tell u that much love.”
The no-holds-barred responses from the owner caught the eye of one Brisbane resident, who posted some of the more brutal comments on a Reddit thread under the name HelloIamEddie.
In the short time since it’s been posted it has attracted over 174 comments.
“Look I’m convinced the filthier the kebab shop the better the kebab,” wrote one Brisbane-ite.
“What a legend,” wrote another commenter. “They’re going to have so much business from people from this [thread]”.
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